I have a love/hate relationship with facebook. Some days I find it amusing; and other days I find it intrusive and frustrating.

I like facebook because it keeps me in touch with my family, friends, and people I find interesting. The other day I noticed that I have 77 friends. I know it is not an exceptionally high number. But it got me thinking, 77 people find me interesting. 77 people like me. That is a good feeling considering I think of myself as alone a lot of the time. My blog name is “My Little island” and  is a reference to me being as island unto myself. As Paul Simon said

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me;
I am shielded in my armor,
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
I touch no one and no one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

I always felt like people didn’t know me or want to know me, so I will hide where I feel safe. I will hide so far inside me that no one will be able to touch me and I won’t be able to feel them. Until I realized that at least 77 people liked me. It was kind of a mind blowing moment. I thought about those 77 people and if they were all in one room, I would be hard pressed to meet and greet them all. I like facebook for that reason.

I dislike facebook as I feel the need to check it often,  to keep up with all my family, friends and people I find interesting. (On a side note, ‘people I find interesting’ usually call me a creep, or I am creeping. what’s up with that? Don’t add me as a friend then, if you do not want me to know what you are doing :-)   But I digress, as hard as it would be to meet the 77 people I have as friends, it is just as hard to keep up with all of them on facebook. I feel bad if I do not comment on someone’s facebook status. But I looked at it, isn’t that enough? I am not always witty and sometime I just have nothing to offer. Sometimes after a long day, writing a sentence about why I like your status is a hard thing to do. I barely keep up with my blog. I am not a prolific writer, but I hope that I have something interesting to say.

Anyway I am off my little pedestal for ranting, if you are one of my facebook friends, please know and understand that I appreciate you and your status updates. If your not, then please know that I am glad you read my blog and I find you just as important to me.  But if I ever need a gang to do some civil marches or stage a sit in, I am picking my facebook friends over my blog friends, just because there are more of them, I kid, I kid.

I do not trust media ( well not entirely, I get a subscription to the ‘lone gunman’. Its an underground pulp magazine that gives me the latest skinny on all my favorite conspiracy theories! : ), and back to why I do not trust all other media. Everybody has a story that will break your heart.

Here are some stories I can point to:

-Lotto winners down to their last ten dollars.
- Man gave up his dreams of education to win WSOP
- young farm boy grows up to become great sport athlete
- woman overcomes poverty to be greatest singer of all time
- man born into a bi-racial family and still becomes president

These stories were lived by normal human beings, but become so dramatized you don’t know who that person is anymore. They are not even human anymore.

Here is my story. Young First Nations man writes blog will eating macaroni soup whilst dreaming of being the first human to have lived as boring a life as possible and was happy.  breaks your heart, doesn’t it?

We live in a very greedy culture. Prosperity is the one tenet of this faith which cannot be questioned. For example, I believe that in Canada we have a set amount of money.I am not sure what it is but if I remember my economics right, you cannot just print a huge  amount of money to fix an economy.  There has to be a set amount. So each year we have everyone asking for raises on their salary. I have to ask, can this go on forever? Won’t we raise our salary to maximum point and our employers will either go bankrupt or fire us and contract out our positions to make way for someone cheaper?

I also know that money is not equally distributed. We have poor and we have the uber rich. The uber rich are always saying that you can be rich too if just knew the secret. So we play the lottery which basically says that “anyone can be a millionaire and be living the Canadian Dream” I am not sure what the Canadian dream is, but I assume it is being rich enough to get ahead in any line up for the H1N1 shot, drink beer as if its water and be a hockey legend.  Its an illusion to keep us blinded from the real truths of our society. We are all not going to be rich. Some of us will be lucky to be middle class. Some of us will be lucky to have class.

Lastly, try telling someone that you do not need money. You will instantly be mocked as a fool. “Of course everyone needs money.” which I think is partly true. but we do not need the amount they tell us we need. We all have enough to be consumers. And consumerism is what makes the economy go around. Thank god I have enough money to buy 2000 videos games, a 72 inch plasma television and hummer, EACH year because the old ones break down so quickly. We don’t need more money, we need to know how to properly budget what money we have now.

I think if we could go back to growing our own veggies and raising our own food, we would be pretty rich and that is the secret to life.

 

Here is Chapter 1 of my short story. I call it “First Vampire”

The hunter’s moon rises flooding the dark green forest with a brilliant orange light. The forest is quiet even though a black figure quickly runs through it.  His red teeth and glowing red eyes tell the story of his red heart.

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He was a young boy of twelve cycles around the sun. Like all boys his age, he was preparing for the quest. Like the snake that sheds its skin to become something new, the boy would shed his first name and become who he was supposed to be. He had dreams of this moment. He had nightmares of this moment.

All this last year, his dad was taking him more and more to the hunts to watch. After the hunters had left for the day, his dad would take him at night to track the hunters. They would walk for hours until they found the clearing where the hunters were. The hunters would be sitting around a dead moose, hands inside the chest searching and a prayer being sung. Then the boy saw it. The hunter would pull out the bleeding heart. He would lift it to his mouth and bite deep into it. Blood would be running down his neck and chest. A loud thankful whoop would fill the night. The boy stared at the blood. there was no red berry like it. there was no red moon like it. he assumed that there was no taste like it.

Back at the camp, his parent told him of his quest. They told a story passed on for thousands of generations which explained his new responsibilities, his new prayers and his new songs. He listened to the story of the First Man and First Woman who went into the woods and built a fasting lodge to capture their dreams. He listened as the First Man and the First Woman entered a dream and spoke with all their brothers and sisters of every animal. They shared their fires and wisdom. They shared their stories and smoke. They shared their blood and songs. They accept the First Man and the First Woman and gave them a new name: Anishnabae.

The next day the boy got up early and walked into the woods towards the place where all boys went to become men. He took nothing but the clothes on his back and his dreams. He walked for hours in the woods and stopped at the river to drink. He looked at himself. This will be the last time I am boy he thought. So he jumped in and swam around like an otter. He enjoyed the warm day and the cool water. He invented games for one. He dove for rocks pretending they were children needing saving. He was a warrior. He was hailed as the greatest warrior when he got home. As he was singing a song of his greatness he was unaware that he was being watched.

He got out and dried himself on the other side of the river. He slept and had a dream of a hunt. He was hunter tracking his prey. He was running through the trees. They were a blur beside him. He was running and then like a rabbit, he began jumping from side to side, springing off the trees. He could see the back of man running ahead of him. He leapt on him and brought him down and ripped out his red, delicious heart and he ate. He awoke with a gasp. He was scared. What could this dream mean? He got up and left right away.

He was coming to the hill where he knew he would have to build his fasting lodge. He went to the nearby forest and began to look for branches. After he had collected enough he began to build. It was perfect. His remembered his mother laboring with for hours on how to build a fasting lodge. At the time he didn’t understand but now he was thankful for her patience and her insistence. His learning had begun. When the sun went down he fell asleep. He didn’t dream this night. He slept hard and long into the next morning. He awoke and wiped the sleep out of his eyes. He heard birds singing in the trees and he looked for them. He spotted hawks, crows, robins and some others he didn’t know yet. He listened to them squabble and fight. Sing and warn. He watched them swoop and dive and climb and rest. He noticed trees that had fallen in years past. He noticed nests that had crashed with the trees and new nest in new trees. He realized that the birds were warriors. The world would change around them but they would continue to build and live their way of life. Change didn’t dishearten them.

His stomach growled. He was beginning to get hungry. He knew it was a test. He knew this was the first obstacle to the dream world. If he ate, he would have to start all over. The normal journey lasted four days but he had heard of other boys who went for three times the normal journey until they entered the dream world. He was determined to do it four days. He wanted to go back and sing the new songs with pride. He wanted his parents to wear on their faces the secret pride he had seen in other parents when they said “four”. But he was hungry.

He began to look at the birds again and the ground and the bushes. He thought he saw berries in the bush. Two red ones but then they disappeared. Maybe he was close to the dream world.

The day passed slower than he expected. Then sun was hotter than he ever remembered and he was hungrier than he had ever been. He fell asleep in the late afternoon. When he woke up it was dusk. The sun was just setting behind the hill. He could see the purple sky and he wondered how long the journey to the dream world took. Maybe he didn’t need to go. This sunset was beautiful and he thought maybe it was enough.

Then he heard the howl. It was loud and close. His heart jumped a little. He could hear cracking branches in the forest nearby. And he could see the two red berries he saw earlier and they were getting closer. A man walked out the forest. He was muscular and naked. His teeth were red when he opened his mouth to speak.

“Hello little one. Are you ready for the dream world?”

Was this it? He wasn’t told about a guide or a guardian. Was it a test?

“Who, who are you?” he asked.

“I am your brother and I have come to take you the dream world. What’s the matter? They didn’t tell you I was coming? It figures, they probably didn’t want to scare with my appearance. I take all the new warriors to the dream world. It’s a thankless job but one I am happy to do.”

With that he smiled and blood dripped from his teeth. Black blood. Old blood.  The boy’s stomach growled.

“I don’t think you’re sent by the dream world at all.” the boy was very afraid and his words were not convincing.

“Suit yourself little one. Stay there and rot on your hunger and miss out on what I need to show you. I am not coming back it is now or never.” he turned to go and they boy yelled at him.

“Wait. Prove to me your from the dream world.”

“Come here and I will show you” the man said through a smile.

The boy stood up and stepped out. He puffed up his chest to show he was not afraid. But his legs trembled. The man stopped smiling.

“I am Windigo” and he rolled on the ground and turned into a wolf before the boys eyes. Then he rolled again turned back into a man. He howled. It was loud and fierce. The boy turned away and the man jumped on him and bit him on the neck.

His teeth sank in the young flesh like it was water. The boy felt hot blood run down his neck and realized this was not the dream world this was real. He pushed and fought and threw wild punches into the man. Finally he made a claw out of his fingers and went for the man’s face and scratched him. The man was startled and let go of the boy’s neck. The boy pushed hard and fell back into his hut.

The man laughed.

“It’s too late. I am coming for you. I have your blood inside me.”

The man came forward and the boy grabbed a thicker branch and put it in his hand. The man jumped into the hut and boy thrust his arm out with the branch and pierced skin. The man yelled and the boy pulled out the branch and stabbed again and again. The man’s blood began to spray and the boy was covered in it. He could feel it warmth. He could smell it in his nose. He could taste it in his mouth. His hunger was satisfied.

His vision began to blur and he passed out.

I have a supernatural gift: I always find gospel tracts wherever I go. I have found them on my car, on the ground and occassionally get them handed to me. Most are lame and written badly but today I found one that is close to being the best I have found yet. It is written by a “Doctor” Oswald J. Smith called “What is your claim?”. The basic premise is 3 guys die and go to heaven (Is this a joke?) and each speak with an unknown person but I have to assume it is the good doctor himself. The first guys name is “Mr. Morality” who is a good person but doesn’t admit his sin and the good doctor refuses his entrance into heaven because he is not enough of a sinner. The next guy is “Mr. Religionist” who is a avid church go-er borderlining on cultish and sounds like he is addicted to meth, if meth were church services. The good doctor refuses his entrance because is also not enough of a sinner. Lastly, the third man has no name and declares he is a sinner. The good doctor tells him to go right on in to heaven. The good doctor talks with Paul, the chiefest of sinners who declares his wickedness proudly. Thus ends the great Canadian gospel tract.

After I read it I laughed out loud. The were so many LOL’s I almost ROFL’ed. There are two lessons I learned from this tract. One, sin and sin often. The worser the betterer. Sin is obviously the quickest way to salvation and heaven. There is no point in being decent or treating people with respect as g-d doesn’t approve of that kind of behavior.

Secondly, Jesus is not going to heaven. From what I remember Jesus lived perfectly according to the law and as a good Jew he would have went to temple quite regularly. He was the best of us and the good doctor doesn’t like him. So when me, “Mr. Morality”, “Mr. Religionist” and Jesus are in hell we will treat each civilly and cordially and have a peaceful eternity, while the good doctor and all his murderous jerks of neighbors will spend eternity in heaven.

What will you choose? LOL

I recently bought an IPOD touch. Best invention ever. Not only do I watch movies, listen to music and enjoy the games I have. There is more. I get a “Genius” playlist. I pick a song and it find songs of a similar genre or beat and plays them. I love that feature. I also get a lot of cool free apps. I have RISK, Chess, Guitar Chord Finder, Word Press, Facebook and so many more. Lastly I love the wifi feature. I can connect to the internet when I get a get a wifi signal.

Now that I fully sold out, lets get to the blog.

Life is good. I am now married and I couldn’t be happier. The first month has been good and I have finally recovered from the reception. All I need to do now is send out the thank yous and update the site with pictures. Life is going to busy for awhile, but I will try to online more often.

Also I have joined a writing club. I wrote my first piece about a man who learns to fly. I have submitted it to our club leader, but I am not sure what is going to happen to it. I had until December to write something but I am excited about writing some fiction, and submitted my work early. I have also written one story about a Native vampire. I hope to rework the first draft and see what happens.

back to work!

My online life has suffered a serious blow. I have some kind of typing cancer or I have suffered a word heart attack and I have no more words to bleed out onto the page.  They are so many reasons my online suffering.

I have been planning wedding stuff, which is happening in August. And before you ask, I am not nervous and I am ready to be married again. I look forward to it because I finally found the one. How do I explain how I know? I don’t I just know. And you need faith in me that I know what I am doing.

I have been wokring out more. There are days I come home and work out for an hour. It is hard to type and run/walk on a treadmill. I could try and type but I would probably break my laptop.

I have been watching the Sopranos. This is one of the best shows I have ever watched. And I am only 5 episodes away from the end. Do not give away the ending because I am so close.

Lastly, I have been out camping, visiting friends and working almost every weekend. If any knows me, they know I am a home body. I do not get out very often. But I am enjoying my new found social life. I am looking forward to winter when my dance card will not be so full.

I have joined a writing club with some people at work. I am looking forward to it. I only hope it can resuscitate my online life :)

I have watched a lot of movies, so much so, that I started a movie club at my house.  I have begun to notice a disturbing trend in a majority of  American movies: the President of the United States is always some type of super genius,  moralistic, action hero.

- In  Air Force One, President Harrison Ford fights terrorism

- In Independence Day, President Bill Pullman flies a plane to destroty aliens

- Vantage Point, President William Hurt doesn’t want to go to war and stop to the terrorists level

- etc.

So I am going to pitch a TV show to CBC called “Stephen Harper, PI”.  He would basically be the Prime Minister by day and Private Investigator by night.  He would kiss ass in the house of commons and kick ass in the house of bad guys. Sometimes hollywood is too ridiculous.

The next book club meeting will be Sunday night Feb 22nd. The book is “Breakfast of Champions” by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

It is easily one of my favorite books for it’s sarcastic and dry humor. If you want, you can read it and post your comments on this website and I will read questions and comments from the site during the meeting.

If you happen to be in the Saskatoon area,  email me for my address as you are more than welcome to join us!

I have recently started a book club at my house. We  read “Illusions: he Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah” by Richard Bach for the first meeting. The book has a simple plot. Richard Bach sells rides in a bi-plane for $3 a ride. He goes from town to town offering this service. One day he meets Donald Shimoda who is also a fellow plane hopper. Donald is a mechanic from Indiana who realizes one day that he is the Messiah and begins to heal, preach and save. Then one day he decides to quit. He runs into Richard to teach him about being a messiah or savior to the world.

The book brought up some interesting discussion and it was  fun night.  One of the main things the book talks about is how this life is an illusion and we choose the illusion. We choose a hard life or an easy life. We choose our life to be a horror movie, drama or comedy.  When we realize what our life’s illusion is, we can change it or choose something else. But do we choose?

(If you want to be a part of the book club please contact me. I plan on posting all the books we read on this blog. So you can also choose to read the book and post your comments online.)